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i couldn't find the remote...

There is nothing even remotely attractive about Joe Millionaire. He's an ugly, awkward dork with too much hair, too much chin and the personality of a broom handle.

That's about all the blogging I can muster tonight. The pail awaits.

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All the more reason why any of those gold diggers so richly deserve him. Get well soon.

Who needs personality when you spend your free time modeling underwear that leaves little to the imagination?
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/marriott2.html

Too much teeth, too much dimple....

What, you wouldn't shovel dung for a necklace from him??? Hehehehehe. I was just happy the Heidi chick got kicked off.

I confess. I'm hooked. I'm pathetic. I needed something mindless tonight.

The best description I've heard of him is: "Putty"

OHSHUTUPCAROLWHOTHOUGHT MOULINROUGEWASGAY!

He does have good teeth.

Yes he does mike. he is not british

I'm glad Heidi got kicked off too. Heh.

We watched. It made a surreal bookend to the evening with the Fear Factor rat flingings right before.

I haven't watched the show, but he was on ET last night and what is with his forehead? I don't see cute at all!

Have you followed the debate on the Agitator? http://www.theagitator.com
Well worth a view or two.

Have you followed the debate on the Agitator? http://www.theagitator.com
Well worth a view or two.

Have you followed the debate on the Agitator? http://www.theagitator.com
Well worth a view or two.

i meant to watch it, actually. i forgot.

those pictures on tsg.com are the funniest thing i've seen in ages. how embarassing.

Tracy, you're upset that Heidi lost? I wanted her to win SO bad...since in Fox's bizarro world, the winner is the biggest loser (unless my theory that he really is RICH and the 19k thing is just a ploy invented by Fox is true). Like Heidi. As much as I like Melissa M. or Zora, I almost don't want to see them get screwed over by Fox.

I am pissed off at the editing though. Melissa M. I know and know well. Same for MoJo (come on, the nickname was a GIANT hint that she went far). Zora didn't get a dress that fit and something or other with the hay. Alison has nice cleavage. Sarah? To quote Joe Dumbass himself, "Her personality doesn't match with mine, but she's hot, so I'll give her a shot," or something to that effect.

This show is great unintentional comedy as is, but if they utilized Alex McLeod more (what is the point of her being there?) and Joe wasn't such a twit (we GET that you want her to like you, not the money), it would be exponentially better.

he comes across slightly dumber than a bag of hammers