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in the parking lot

A emailer wanted to know how much cock I sucked to get where I am today in the blogging world.

37. I sucked 37 dicks.


I knew there was a reason I didn't even get nominated for anything.

Start a thread on this please. I get BJs on demand so I don't really care how much cock you suck!!!

"“We are reminded once again by the events of the last year that there are those who don’t understand Dr. King’s dream and legacy,” Mrs. Clinton said. “Yes, we want to be judged by the content of our character and not the color of our skin. But what makes up character?” she said, quoting from Dr. King’s “I Have a Dream” speech. “If we don’t take race as part of our character, then we are kidding ourselves.”

Foot in mouth????

Kimberly beat me to it!

What?! I missed all the vote buying, and ending up voting for you for free?!

37? I am WAY behind on this whole cocksucking thing, then. Stocking up on Chapstick this evening.

Do you carry hubcaps for a 1982 Pinto Hatchback? Ooh! Mini-trucker magazine!

36 and a half to go!

Shit! I'm never going to catch up with you. It's totally not fair. Maybe I should try the hot lesbian sex angle. I'm pretty sure my husband wouldn't mind too much.

That is so going to be a category next year.

The job we call blow. Chuckle! Snort!

How many did Wil Wheaton have to suck then?

"spit it out"

But did you swallow?

"Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot! "

((Robyn- as they say: A spitter's a quitter.))

In a row?

Am I the only one who picked up on the Clerks reference? (Was it an intentional Clerks reference?)

Nevermind, I see now two others picked up on it before I did. Damn.

I didn't want to be crass, but you know the picture there in the right hand corner? What's that thing coming up from the bottom of it? I thought it was supposed to be a webcam, but maybe just a botched circumcision?

Tom- No, you aren't the only one. I am guessing that yes, it was intentional.

oh shut up, you know you liked it. :P

so when's the next time you're coming over?

"You know, we have something in common. we both eat Chinese."

"Which did you like better: Jedi or the Empire Stirkes Back?"

"Duh duh...duh duh...duh duh duh duh Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat."

"Hey, are there any balls down there?"
"'bout the biggest pair you've ever seen, dingleberry."

Shit, I'd have been inclined to say just one. It was THAT good;-)

Guess I'll be watching Clerks again tonight, now that it's been in my head all day.

Are you willing to name names?

OT but the Kevin Smith college tour CD rocks.And anyone who disagrees can get on their knees.

"Well, you know, we'd be making out and I'd,.....I'd end up going down on him, ya know?"

Have to love Veronica and the homemade lasagna!

37. That's a lot.

It could have been 38, but I decided to let Michele off having to give me one. After all, she's only got a little mouth... :)

This actually reminds me a bit of the "Houston 500" gangbang - after hearing about it I felt sorry for man number 500. After all, "sloppy seconds" isn't a very nice idea, sloppy 500th - yuck!

Guess I'm not the only Kevin Smith fan :-)

Huh, huh... Michele said 'head'...

Oh I got the Clerk's reference. But I'm not even supposed to be here today.

The best part is when you drop a quarter behind her ear and her teeth fold back in her mouth and vaseline starts pumping out her nose!

Oh, sorry, wrong thread....

Holy crap! Well, my vote for your nomination certainly went towaste.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

argghhh (choke)lol

Is that 37 DIFFERENT cocks, or one cock 37 times? Cuz if we're counting how many times total....damn...I can't count that high ;-)

  • looking around for the "pick a number machine" on the counter *

i suck big dick and I can not lie, you other bloggers can't deny...

37, huh? So, you're a Democrat?

Read this entry and noticed (no lie!) there were 37 comments! (Of course I've just fucked THAT up...)

then I saw "spit it out" and started laughing so much I forgot what I was gonna say!

ROTFL!!! You guys just crack me up!

e: I'll bet you have a stong urge to go to the deli counter in the supermarket and order tongue now!

Damn, and I just thought you had a damn good blog.

Damn, and I just thought you had a damn good blog.

You kept track?
I have to start hanging 'round much more.

Striking another blow for freedom....

What's the difference between a California city's fame and a famous swimmer?

So, just how far do you hope to go in the blogging world? Is there anything I can do to help?

I can't believe the email you get! I've seen nothing here to get offended about, and if I did, I just wouldn't read your words on that particular subject in the future.

Apparently, the same asstards of the general public that drove me out of a career as an RN to a career in a cubicle where I wouldn't ever again have to associate with the public, are the same asstards that (unfortunately for us) now have internet access.

Oh, lucky us.