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i need a laugh track

Show me the funny.

Please.

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Hahahahah... ohhhh... hee hee hee hee... hoohaa heheheh!!!!!!!!!!!

how's that???

Maybe you've heard this...

In light of the news of the so called human cloning going on, I pose this hypothetical question:
If you pushed your naked clone off the top of a cliff. Would it be:
A) murder,
B) suicide, or
C) merely making an obscene clone fall

courtesy stopbouncing.com

I just flew in and boy are my arms tired!!

No??

Take my wife- PLEASE!!!

Ah. #&@#$#*!! Why do I even bother??

Oh, I almost forgot: Al Sharpton is running for President. Is THAT funny or what???

;0)

I'd like to suggest a theme song for the upcoming conflict. The HaHa Men singing "Who Kept The Frogs Out."

Than kew thank kew!
Don't forget to tip your waitress....

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a Dog.

The perfect breakfast for a woman:

The perfect breakfast is when you're sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties your boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl, and your husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Well, I've never posted nude photos of myself before, but just this once.

Michele- check your mail, sorry its not funny.

Michele, you like strange dreams, right?
I had a great one last night, I was the lead char on Crossing Jordan, and we were chasing the "Boston Market Strangler" whose calling cards were a roasted chicken and 2 sides :) Turned out to be the Colonel, trying to ruin the competition, and had a very scooby-doo ending.

DoggerelPundit thinks his latest is funny...the shameless hit-whore!

"Shut the door. Were you raised in a barn? mutter Probably was raised in a barn, just like all these other primitives..."

A Neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender hands him his beer. The Neutron asks, "how much?" Bartender says, "For you, no charge."

My funny is not ready...

Irk, thanks for the opening:

A hydrogen ion slams into a bar, demands a shot, tosses it back, starts sipping a second.

"Bad day?" asks the barkeep.

"Yup, lost my electron."

"Whoa. Sounds painful. Are you sure?"

"Yup, I'm positive."

"So, if you're ever bitten by a poisonous snake, what you do is take out your pocketknife, and make a small cut right there at the wound. Then you suck out the poison and spit it away."

"But what if the snake bites me in a place I can't reach?"

"That's when you find out who your real friends are."

It's pretty funny that people actually stopped by looking for the nekkid pics of me.

Ok, can I at least get asmile? (Did you do this?)