it's all blurring together
Sorry for the light blogging today. Today was housecleaning day (isn't that waht everyone does on a paid holiday?) and tonight was "deal with your daughter having her heart broken" night.
Stay tuned for tomorrow, which is "Madonna fans, get yourselves a life" day.
Be careful out there. Carry a roll of duct tape with you at all times. Seal off your car window with plastic netting. Beware people drinking Pepsi and singing Ludacris lyrics. Stay off the dope. Give a Democrat a hug. Don't buy French water. Fill your bathtub with vodka. The duct tape. Don't forget it. It comes in all colors. It's Fashion Week. Color coordinate your duct tape with your wardrobe. Beware the Ides of March. Hey, what's that crawling up your back?
Blame the cleaning product fumes.
Comments
Wow, those Madonna fans sure like my improved lyrics.
Posted by: Laurence Simon | February 12, 2003 10:10 PM
Sorry about Natalie's heart...didn't you tell her men are from hell??
Oh, no, what is it mom's are supposed to say at times like these? It's moments like this that build character? Make you a stronger person?
Fuck that. Get her some chocolate.
Posted by: Tracy | February 12, 2003 10:20 PM
Hmm they're pulling that image directly off my site...I can have some fun with this.
Posted by: John Little | February 12, 2003 10:51 PM
Give Natalie some duct tape. I hear it repairs EVERYTHING. I'm NOT being heartless, just sarchastic. Damn, I'm 38 and I still feel her pain! Chocolate and duct tape. Yes.
Posted by: SOndraK | February 12, 2003 10:54 PM
Shouldn't you wait until shes 18 to tell her about chocolate and duct tape?
Posted by: John Little | February 12, 2003 10:58 PM
It must be the fumes... no other rational reason why you'd tell people to avoid us Pepsi drinkers ;-)
Posted by: Ravin' Dave | February 12, 2003 11:03 PM
I never mentioned whipped cream on top. Perv!:)
Posted by: SOndraK | February 12, 2003 11:04 PM
oh you cleaned too? I put my sons room back together...it had been needing it since Christmas. It's fun to try and reconcile toys all day! I love to sort toys for 3 hours it is such fun.
Hang in there!
Posted by: peat | February 12, 2003 11:07 PM
Oh, it's drinking Pepsi and singing Ludacris lyrics. whew I'm OK then, 'cause I don't even listen to Ludacris (who??)
Posted by: Ravin' Dave | February 12, 2003 11:07 PM
"Hug a Democrat"? Geez, you don't ask much do you.... (kidding, just kidding!)
Posted by: Moiself | February 12, 2003 11:17 PM
something else to worry you: Henry Rollins birthday was today. 42. What kind of gift to you think he would like?
Posted by: chris | February 13, 2003 12:05 AM