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The Department of Homeland Security Presents:

Tips for a better way to face your inevitable death in the wake of a biological attack(the first in a series)

Tip #1:

carradio.gifKeep a Slayer CD in your car at all times. When the alarm sounds over the radio and the sirens and horns are going off all around and you realize you will never be able to get home to your underground bunker before the shit hits the fan, place the Slayer CD in the stereo, turn the volume up all the way and ignore the panic around you while hell rains down on mankind.

It is the preferred equivelant of sticking your fingers in your ears and shouting "la la la la I can't hear you!"

May I suggest Seasons in the Abyss?

Joe has some worthwile tips for you, also. (Warning: Do Not Drink While Reading)

Posted by on February 20, 2003 11:33 AM |

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Comments

Hey, great minds think alike! I was havin' some fun with that groovy artwork, too.

Posted by: Joe | February 20, 2003 11:43 AM

Heh. That Slayer album was a part of my "Gulf War Soundtrack". Other selected songs came from Metallica and Megadeth.

Heavy metal. I was with tanks. Whaddya expect?

Posted by: Jason | February 20, 2003 12:27 PM

Thanks for reminding me that I wanted to looking into satellite radio. You are so helpful.

Posted by: Zuly | February 20, 2003 12:32 PM

Great idea - a soundtrack for the apocalypse! I think I'd personally prefer late Beatles: "A Day in the Life," "Eleanor Rigby," "Revolution 9," stuff like that.

Posted by: Ann Northcutt Gray | February 20, 2003 01:09 PM

One for Saddam: Venom's "Hell Awaits!"

Posted by: B. | February 20, 2003 02:22 PM

How about "The End" from the Doors for the more quiet moments, when the horizont is showing this special colour it only gets once in ones life? I met a guy who told me he had at destert storm Rachmaninov and Wagner (valkyries and so) with him.

Posted by: Lilli | February 20, 2003 05:53 PM

Wouldn't Anthrax or Poison be more appropriate?

Posted by: Robert Crawford | February 20, 2003 07:11 PM

Celine Dion.

Then sweet death would be welcome.

Posted by: Ken Summers | February 21, 2003 09:41 AM