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everyone's a little queer (1)

Some wannabe Bill O'Reilly is on MSNBC right now, railing against MTV for showing the video of teen lesbian pop duo tATu.

He's acting all insulted and demeaned, as if soft core porn and lesbianism were new to MTV or the world in general.

Ohh, two girls kissing! My eyes! My eyes!

Jesus fuck. When did everyone turn into Jerry Falwell? Did I miss the memo that we are all supposed to be offended at the site of two girls playing the media for all it's worth so they can cash in on the sexual frenzy they provoke?

Isn't that what the entertainment industry is about? I mean, would anyone know who Christina or Britney are if they didn't flash their nipples and shake their asses for the cameras? Why else would anyone watch a movie that stars Selma Hayek if not for her tits?

Get over it, people. Sex sells. Kissing girls sell more. Kissing girls in school girl outfits with pouty lips will make millions. Stop pretending to be mortified about it when you know damn well that next time you're jerking off in the shower, you'll be picturing this.

Excuse me. Shower time.

1Weezer - Pink Triangle

When I'm stable long enough
I start to look around for love
See a sweet in floral prints
My mind begins the arrangements
But when I start to feel that pull
Turns out I just pulled myself
She would never go with me
Were I the last girl on earth

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

Might have smoked a few in my time
But never thought it was a crime
Knew the day would surely come
When I'd chill and settle down
When I think I've found a good old-fashioned girl
Then she put me in my place
If everyone's a little queer
Can't she be a little straight?

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

I'm dumb, she's a lesbian
I thought I had found the one
We were good as married in my mind
But married in my mind's no good
Pink triangle on her sleeve
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth
Let me know the truth

Comments

"Jesus fuck." An interesting expression!

The Wannabee is Joe Scarborough, a former congressman from Florida. The show ain't too good, I'm afraid.

If all the sitcoms can do it, why not a pop act? Heck, they're just doing the "Cheeky Girls" one better.

Anyway, I get all offended when straight couples kiss. Grosses me out. Yuck. How can a guy kiss a GIRL? And let's not even talk about the Beef Curtains. Eeewwwww.

Wait....he had a problem with the girls kissing in that video? You mean to tell me that was awful.....but he had no comment on the guys kissing in the Christina Aguilera video? Wait.....let me guess....he hadn't seen that one.

(Just a note: I have no problem with same sex kissing in a video. I only wish they'd taken Christina Aguilera out of her video to make it a class act.)

That video rocks... But I forget if the music is any good ;)

Remind me to cover the top of my monitor the next time i set it up in the shower :/

What naughty little schoolgirls.
They need to be...spanked.

And all this while Carol and I were just drooling over Diane Lane! What a coinky-dink!

I, for one, think that lesbianism should be mandated, starting in High School.

Constitutional amendment time!

I thought I was the only one who said "jesus fuck".

But I do love that weezer song.

MTV markets to teens. I saw the video on another channel late at night and I don't think its appropriate for my 14 year old to see.

Actually, I prefer the phrases "Jesus Tapdancing Christ," and "Jesus H. Christ on a Chariot-Driven Crutch". I'm not sure what either of them means, exactly, but they both seem fairly evocative.

But when I'm torn about issues like this, I just ask myself WWIMD? That is, "what would Isaac Mizrahi do?"

i love their music. have for a while now.

by the way, their russian videos are ten times more fun than their american ones.

oh, and if a person really has such a problem with teenaged lesbians kissing, they shouldnt have a teenager.

The only problem I have with tatu (and it really is the only problem, I mean, I have a t-shirt with their logo on it) is that they're so completely and thoroughly contrived and fake that it's kinda depressing. They've publicly admitted to being fake lesbians under the 'control' of their manager who is just out to make a few bucks. Why does it make me sick? Because, c'mon.

I mean... c'mon. Check out a review of their stage show. Basically they come out wearing school-girl outfits, proceed to undress each other, make out, get sprayed with water, etc etc etc ad nauseum... it's like: wow. Shock us with your "forbidden love" kiss, girls. We've never seen that before.

They'd be "important" if this was 1950. As it is, they're a sad example of some record exec cashing in. I dunno.

Well, geoff, you gotta admit:

Isn't forced, fake, panty-and-wet-t-shirt clad teenage hottie lesbian kissing better than NONE at all? :P

What do you expect from a Republican probably funded by the religious right? Government just small enough to fit inside the bedrooms of the American people, right?

By the way, he is running again, I think:
http://www.joescarborough.com/

His big thing seems to be a less intrusive government. Gee, where have we ever heard that before? He seems to have forgotten that policy with TaTu though. Let's elect him so he can protect us from such music by censoring it or ban it all together, yes?

Oh an by the way, seems "the honorable" Joe Scarborough had a little scandal of his own, once upon a time. Imagine our surprise.

My favorite expression of amazement is "Holy Snapping Duckshit Batman"

woof!

I heart Selma Hayek's tits.

"Government just small enough to fit inside the bedrooms of the American people, right?"

Doesn't the fact that they were broadcast on MTV refute your tired slogan? Although the word "teen" is used, I presume they are 18 or older?

Last post mine. Forgot info.

So republicans and the religious right want to get in your bedrooms and tell you what you can and cannot do.

Meanwhile many on the left want to ban SUVs, smoking, meat, guns and anything else they deem unsafe for you. They want to ban the right to protest outside of abortion clinics, but hold onto their right to protest anywhere they see fit.

I'm far more concerned with the Ultra-Liberal Nazis than the religious right.

Besides, once they get in our bedrooms, we can always seduce them. You can't shoot someone who's already taken your gun...

Except for the Osbornes, I find MTV objectionable. If Joe Scarborough thinks that Tatu is trashy exploitation with little or no merit (aside from wanking, not that there's anything wrong with that) that's fine. My question, from a conservative point of view, is did he suggest legislating against schoolgirl lesbian porn or did he just speak against it?

Quite frankly, I've never yet seen any member of the so-called "Religious Right" attempt to do anything to get into bedrooms ... at least not in the last fifty years.

All the anti-sodomy, etc. laws were passed prior to the 20th Century. With bipartisan support.

And besides, neither Scarborough nor O'Reilly have called on the government to do anything about TaTu, Po®ny, etc. They've called for boycotts, which are joined by people of their own free will.

As for the Democrats and the Politically Correct Left, and their own freedom limiting ways ... the less said the better.

There's a a reason that Tatu is ONLY on TV and never on the radio. Kind of reminds me of another band "Shonen knife".

The "beef curtains?" LOL give THAT GUY a show on TV. BTW they should rename US Weekly "Britney's Boys." Every cover is Britney and some celebrity she is hooking up with. But yeah, sex sells and some men just go giddy over lesbians. Like Howard Stern. I still cannot fucking believe he gets paid 12 million a year to be that big of an asshole. LOL I'm a lot nicer and would only ask for 4 mil a year.

It's S-A-L-M-A Hayek, not Selma.

Whoa. Easy people. I am on your side. However, I get a little miffed when our party oversteps its boundries and starts intruding on the liberties of the people. Any involvement with the religious right should be avoided in my opinion as it tends to lead to politicians who are more about telling us what to watch on tv, or what we should or shouldn't listen to than they are about anything else. Just an observation about SOME Republicans (like Scarborough or maybe Ashcroft).

Andrea, very good strategy to seduce those that seek to intrude on your personal freedoms. I like it.

And Brent, whether it be the left or the right, anytime we have someone in office trying to tell us what to drive or what to listen to we should probably find someone else to fit that persons spot in our government IMHO. Wheather they be a brown coat Nazi or a bible beating religious rightie it is a threat to our personal freedoms and it is usually a sign of a government trying to get too big. But you're right, the left is just crazy--what I am concerned about is trying to make sure the right doesn't try to get too big for their own britches so we don't have to take the same criticisms.

peat,

Just show me one peice of legislation, over the past three decades introduced by a GOP politician (this includes Ashcroft) that has sought to regulate the goings-on in America's bedrooms.

Ann Coulter says the "Religious Right" is really a bogeyman created by the Left to tar the Right ... I'm beginning to think she's right.

Martin--I can't do it...you win. And let's hope it stays that way. I just get a little worried when we get guys on our side as Michele has described that want to fix the immoral world. The bedroom thing is a figure of speech. We want a small government, but we sometimes get a little too into people's personal lives. I want to be able to tell our liberal "friends" that they are the only ones that seek to do that, you know?

if it was the NAZI party's power (and they are working on it) it would be illegale to have sex... we'd all have to get our dicks cut off - unlessy you are a republican christian nazi support like them.

I'm not a big fan of msnbc but I do watch Joe Scarborough every night and Mr.Buchanan when he is on,earlier this evening I watched Larry O'Donnell Make a complete fool of himself and disgraced the station by calling John O'Neal such horrible names,I don't think he is man enough to get down on his knees and apologize to him but I will change the station if I ever see O'Donnell on any show in the future.

I'm not a big fan of msnbc but I do watch Joe Scarborough every night and Mr.Buchanan when he is on,earlier this evening I watched Larry O'Donnell Make a complete fool of himself and disgraced the station by calling John O'Neal such horrible names,I don't think he is man enough to get down on his knees and apologize to him but I will change the station if I ever see O'Donnell on any show in the future.