one more, i swear
Holy Shit!
I had no idea today was International Women's Day!
Think I'll go bag me a woman in celebration.
I mean, no.
I'll do something dainty and feminine, like umm..
play with my action figures?
read a few comic books?
watch a violent, bloody horror movie?
change the oil in my car?
crush a beer can against my forehead?
Damn, I'm all out of ideas.
18 posts since 6pm.
I'm just gearing up for this year's Blogathon.
Comments
You crazy postin' foo'!
Posted by: Lisa, Gal of Unix | March 8, 2003 11:21 PM
busy aren't you.
I am still trying to catch up on everything you posted tonight.
Posted by: Starhawk | March 8, 2003 11:27 PM
Michele, scoot over to my blog and look how Mugabe treated the celebrants in Zimbabwe.
Posted by: Chuck | March 8, 2003 11:40 PM
Talk about how the phallic symbols of the Patriarchy that surround us have caused your life to be a legacy of shame and despair. (There will be a quiz later, then a poetry reading.)
Posted by: Andrea Harris | March 8, 2003 11:52 PM
You mean you're not going to bag me?
Posted by: Sekimori | March 9, 2003 12:08 AM
Teach yourself a new skill. If you squeeze an empty beer can in the middle, you can bite it and rip it in half. Even a kid can do this, since our cans are so thin now. It looks impressive, and takes little strength. I quit doing it when I accidentally cut my gum, though...
After you do it, you have to growl and yell "I am woman! Hear me roar!" Then pass out.
Posted by: George Turner | March 9, 2003 12:14 AM
Yes, it is intl womens day. and in celebration, I actually left my house on a Sat. night and met up with other women and we drank many margaritas.
Okay, it really had nothing to do with women's day, I just made that up! But we did drink many margaritas.
Posted by: Ith | March 9, 2003 12:37 AM
Pee your name in the snow. THEN, I'll be impressed.
Posted by: Acidman | March 9, 2003 12:44 AM
do me! do me!
Oh wait, I'm repeating myself.
Posted by: da goddess | March 9, 2003 01:05 AM
I swear I didn't know. But if I had, I would have told every womyn I met just how special she is, and that she is a persyn deserving of respect.
Chicks dig that.
Posted by: Ken Summers | March 9, 2003 11:22 AM