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Johnis aPurple People-Eating Psycho Monkey...with a Battle Rating of 8.6To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey candefeat John, enter your [Read More]
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Found this over at Michele's judyis aPurple People-Eating Magic Monkey...with a Battle Rating of 9.1To see if your Food-Eating Battle... [Read More]
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Beat this you yellow-bellied, pacifist bastards! mattis aFruit-Eating Pirate Monkey...with a Battle Rating of 9.1To see if your Food-Eating Battle [Read More]
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Jeremyis aFire-Eating Giant Monkey...with a Battle Rating of 8.3To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey candefeat Jeremy, enter your name: isn't that just cute. -PH34R MY M0NK3Y!... [Read More]
Comments
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Posted by: Pat | April 1, 2003 09:34 PM
Hey! I'm a toast eating paladin monkey!
But Michele beat me... I only got a 7.0...
Posted by: Pat | April 1, 2003 09:36 PM
melly
the
Bone-Eating Psycho Monkey
Battle Rating : 7.9
melly wins!
bone-eating? how cool and accurate is that?
Posted by: melly | April 1, 2003 09:41 PM
Kymberlie the Coconut-Eating Samurai Monkey beats everyone so far! Ahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: Kymberlie R. McGuire | April 1, 2003 09:42 PM
SondraK
the
Crumpet-Eating Pirate Monkey
Battle Rating : 7.7
And Seven is MY number, even have a pet named Seven! HEH!
Posted by: SondraK | April 1, 2003 09:43 PM
Melly, that said bone, not boner.
Posted by: michele | April 1, 2003 09:48 PM
Ralph, the Fruit Eating Monkey, kicks your ass BIG TIME with a 9.1!
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip | April 1, 2003 09:50 PM
Ok, how the fuck can a fruity monkey beat a samurai?
Posted by: michele | April 1, 2003 09:53 PM
Frank the Man-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey wins with a 9.7... lol
Posted by: Sgt Zeppa | April 1, 2003 10:32 PM
I may stink, but file13 beat you. He wails on everything, I think.
Posted by: B. K. Oxley (binkley) | April 1, 2003 11:19 PM
damn 9.1
Posted by: judy | April 1, 2003 11:20 PM
I named it after the Japanese battle ship from WWII, and Evangelion's Rey witn blue hair of course.
I'll take you all on!
Ayanami
is a
Kebab-Eating Peace Monkey
...with a Battle Rating of 1.4
To
see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat Ayanami, enter your name:
Posted by: Joshua Scholar | April 1, 2003 11:55 PM
EEP!!! That didn't work!
Take this!!
Ayanami is a Kebab-Eating Peace Monkey with a Battle Rating of 1.4.
Unleash your own Food-Eating Battle Monkey.
Posted by: Joshua Scholar | April 1, 2003 11:57 PM
Jonathan the Gravel-Eating Pirate Monkey
Battle Rating : 8.2
Hmm, at least I beat Michele. I can live with that.
Posted by: Jonathan | April 1, 2003 11:59 PM
"Frank the Man-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey" at a chest-beating ninepointseven even beats kymberlie at a husk-picking 8.1.
But then kymberlie even gets whupped by my middle name, John , the Purple People Eating Psycho Monkey at 8.6.
On the other hand, my first name, David, turns out to be a librarian; I was a librarian once.
Score not worth posting, but better than nickname Dave.
Posted by: refugee | April 2, 2003 01:00 AM
Och! Yer all a buncha pikers. Be careful, or I'll sic me wee little HAGGIS-EATING SUPER MONKEY (9.3) on ye.
Posted by: Solonor | April 2, 2003 01:30 AM
Kyle is a Pasta-Eating Assassin Monkey... with a Battle Rating of 7.1
Oh, and congrats on your anti-bloggie!
Posted by: Kyle | April 2, 2003 03:03 AM
heh... it's so fun to see how many people play with monkey's. :)
Posted by: firefly | April 2, 2003 05:16 AM
I can't believe it. Michele beats Large beef Dick....this fight is fixed
Posted by: ds | April 2, 2003 06:31 AM
Owen is a Rhubarb-Eating Vampire Monkey with a Battle Rating of 5.1
Heh. A pathetic showing, but it has a nice ring to it (smile).
Posted by: Owen | April 2, 2003 08:17 AM
Well, it should have said boner.
Posted by: melly | April 2, 2003 10:41 AM
My last name kicked michele's ass. My first name got something like a 0.4.
I'm going to hide now....
Posted by: Robb | April 2, 2003 10:48 AM
Stiles, my middle name, rules the monkey kingdom with a 9.8 battle rating. I disagree totally with the man eating pirate monkey part though...
Posted by: Stiles | April 2, 2003 01:06 PM
Rumsfeld is a fire-eating super monkey with a battle rating of 8.8
Posted by: Joel F | April 2, 2003 04:13 PM
How embarrassing
I don wanna pway no mo
Posted by: TX Vet | April 2, 2003 05:16 PM
ok thas bedda
D Mills is a crumpet eating
pirate monkey 7.7
Posted by: TX Vet | April 2, 2003 05:18 PM
Coco our cat just beat you, 7.9.
Thank god I was running out of names, I even tried the Simpsons, homer came closest!
Posted by: Rich | April 2, 2003 05:26 PM
O.K. It's broken now, it says Chirac gets 8.5 and is a Beef-Eating War Monkey.
My arse!!!!!!
Posted by: Rich | April 2, 2003 05:30 PM
Ha! I got a 9.4. Used all three names though :-)
OB
Posted by: O. B. | April 2, 2003 10:05 PM
da kiltboi
the
Garlic-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey
Battle Rating : 9.7
Fear my garlic breath weapon!
Michael
Posted by: Michael D | April 2, 2003 11:01 PM
I am a Brain-Eating Magic Monkey with a battle rating of 9.5! Muwaahahahaaa!!
Posted by: Rebecca Harris | April 4, 2003 03:02 PM
leo
the
Chocolate-Eating Zombie Monkey
Battle Rating : 1.6
sad :(
Posted by: leo | October 9, 2003 08:32 PM