poet laureate
It's obvious that Dave has won the position of Poet Laureate of the Empire with No Name. Congratulations, Dave. The job comes with a small stipend and all-area access to the Empire's home base, including that room where I keep all the hard liquor.
And the next person who uses the words Helen Thomas and vagina in the same sentence gets their IP banned.
Comments
Hey, you just did it.
Gag.
Posted by: Veeshir | April 3, 2003 08:41 AM
Woohoo!
huh huh huhuhuhuh...you said hard.
Posted by: Dave | April 3, 2003 09:02 AM
I must tread lightly here.
Posted by: Ryan | April 3, 2003 09:56 AM
For god's sake, don't do this to me--I have a hard time with boundaries, damnit!
Posted by: zombyboy | April 3, 2003 10:06 AM
What if I use "Dave Thomas" and "vagina" in the same sentance, is that a bootable offence?
Posted by: Robb | April 3, 2003 10:08 AM
Slate is calling D.H. Rumsfeld the new Great American Poet (so move over Jim Morrison):
Posted by: peat | April 3, 2003 10:28 AM
EEEWWWWW!
I missed that last line the first time I read the post.
Posted by: Ken Summers | April 4, 2003 07:42 PM