i'm a little acorn....
Firemen in Germany had to rescue a terrified 10-year-old girl after she was chased up a tree by a squirrel...The squirrel made so much noise and was so aggressive the 10-year-old climbed further up the tree to try and get away, but the squirrel followed her.
Silly girl, that's how you attract a squirrel - climb a tree and act like a nut!
I apologize for the lame joke. Blame my father.
Comments
A squirrel once jumped in my car, and I had no idea how to "convince" it to exit my vehicle. It was a truly traumatic experience.
Posted by: Ryan | April 30, 2003 11:16 AM
Bad bad bad joke.
Bad.
bwahahahahahahahah.
Er.
Bad.
Posted by: zombyboy | April 30, 2003 12:22 PM
Your title - "I'm a little acorn..." - reminds me of the poem I haven't heard in ages:
I am a little acorn,
that fact is plain to see.
But remember that the mighty oak...
...was once a nut like me!
Posted by: ScottC | April 30, 2003 03:21 PM
I find it hard to believe that the girl was German. She had to have been French. HAD to have been.
I mean, c'mon... a squirrel?
Posted by: Dave | April 30, 2003 04:28 PM
awwwwww..
lol
Posted by: racheal | April 30, 2003 04:38 PM
Maybe she figured if Rocky the Squirrel was chasing her, a jealous Bullwinkle wasn't too far behind?
Posted by: Venomous Kate | April 30, 2003 09:54 PM
Face it man, the squirrels are all just communists, waiting for the right moment to strike.
Posted by: Tyler | April 30, 2003 10:09 PM
Sounds a bit pervy if you ask me... Squirrel going after her shoes? And only satisfied after it makes her cry? Very suspicious... I wonder if it had a little squirrel gimp suit and high heels at home...
Posted by: D | May 1, 2003 10:54 AM
That was effing hilarious.
An oldie but goodie.
Posted by: Meryl Yourish | May 1, 2003 10:25 PM