sperm: the final frontier
As usual, I had a million things to write about this morning (Meryl rumors, Bloomberg hating, school issues and LARS disease - all of which will be covered later), but due to an emergency of epic proportions, i.e, missing cleats, it will all have to wait.
Instead, I will leave you with this gem of a phrase found in a news item this morning:
But in March, according to Marcy Shatner's lawsuit, the semen-exchanging relationship with [William Shatner] her former spouse turned "unacceptable."
And they were talking about horse semen.
Do with that what you will. I'm leaving for work.
Comments
She's just damn lucky she didn't end up in the pool.
Posted by: Chuck | May 9, 2003 10:29 AM
Rod Stewart, call your office.
Posted by: Joe | May 9, 2003 09:06 PM
Well, technically, you still wrote about a million things. Probably a few hundred million things.
Posted by: andy | May 9, 2003 10:08 PM