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raise your cup and let's propose a toast*

Who needs a margarita glass when you can drink from Treacher? Yes, I was one of the lucky ones who ordered from Jim's store before he unceremoniously closed it down, before I could get my hands on the thong. I could have slept with Treacher, damn it!

Of course, now that I have a mug that I can sell on eBay someday when Treacher is rich and famous and girls are chasing him down the street trying to grab his underewear, I have an outdated URL on my cup.

Not for nothing, but I'm sitting here wondering if some skanky broad is sticking her tits in my husband's face right now.

*It's just song lyrics, you don't really have to

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I didn't even get a mug for myself. Well, that Cafe Press deal is kind of shifty anyway, I think. All of a sudden they were going to start charging me for their "Premium Service" or whatever. How about I got people to buy a couple hundred dollars' worth of your overpriced crap, isn't that sufficient? But no, they wanted me to pay them for shit I don't want. So fuck it. I'll never see that $19.02, I'm sure.

Anyway, one person did buy a thong. That's what you get for procrastinating! I'd make a joke about how you probably wouldn't want to wear it anyway due to your current medical woes, but that would be mean.

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