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Well, I can't decide all by myself. The winner of the caption contest, I mean.
Make your votes.
But, before you do, witness this spectacular piece of artwork by The Nasty Bastard:

When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. Hmm?
Comments
I vote for my poorly spelt entry!
Posted by: Neo | June 11, 2003 07:39 PM
E.T., GO HOME. PLEASE. NOW.
Posted by: Ken Summers | June 11, 2003 08:36 PM
How could someone deface Yoda like that? :-P
Posted by: Tyler | June 11, 2003 10:25 PM
I cast my vote for Ryan's Strom Thurmond entry. Perfect tone, capturing a bit of daydreaming. Mixed with sexual antics, which is always the appropriate way to pique my comedic reflexes.
Posted by: Keith | June 11, 2003 10:31 PM
Gotta go with Mike's "its'sa vas rightcon wingspiracy...."
with Brian Lee's "Got Botox?" a (very) close second.
Both appropos, with brevity and punch.
Posted by: Stephen | June 12, 2003 12:13 AM
Gotta go with the "rightcon wingspiracy". Hell, it might even make a great band name.
D.
Posted by: David Strain | June 12, 2003 01:13 AM