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i demand an oscar for this zombie movie!

I am going to be doing this all night.

Thanks to the Box Office Oracle, I was finally able to create my film masterpiece, if only to see how it would do in real life.

Night of the Loving Dead, Starring Steve Buscemi and Fairuza Balk:

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Now, to see how my musical extravaganza featuring midget ninjas would work out.

via MeFi


What? No Oldman?

I look at myself as a moviegoer who enjoys many different genres. BUT, zombie porn is where I draw the line.

I love Fairuza Balk! Why isn't she more famous? I thought she was great in The Craft, which was one of the better teen trash flicks of the 90's.

I'll sound like a sad eurotwerp saying this, but I think Ms Balk has an extremely erotic face. Kind of like Siouxsie Sioux in her better moments.

Someday, when I rule the world, everyone will misspell "Zomby" correctly.

Fairuza has had quite a successful career as a character actress. She just hasn't had many big roles.

Much like Steve Buscemi, actually. ;)

hey, I'll see anything with Steve Buscemi in it :)

Make that monkey ninjas, and I'll pay to see that musical.

hey this sux! They don't have Bruce Campbell listed anywhere on the list!

Weird. I swear I didn't read this before posting today. lol

Damn, I can't make a block buster! I just pitched
"Green Lantern"
Starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman
Also Featuring Willem Dafoe, James Franco, Eliza Dushku, and Liv Tyler
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Screenplay by John Logan
Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million
Planned Release Date: November

Projected Box Office Receipts:
$17.36 million (Opening Weekend)
$107.35 million (Total Domestic Gross)

You do know that "Evil Dead - The Musical" is in the works for Broadway, don't you?

I pitched "Perky teenage virgin death ninjas" I thought it was a great idea whos` time had come,but it didn`t even make money.