i demand an oscar for this zombie movie!
I am going to be doing this all night.
Thanks to the Box Office Oracle, I was finally able to create my film masterpiece, if only to see how it would do in real life.
Night of the Loving Dead, Starring Steve Buscemi and Fairuza Balk:
Now, to see how my musical extravaganza featuring midget ninjas would work out.
Comments
What? No Oldman?
Posted by: Joe | June 26, 2003 11:45 PM
I look at myself as a moviegoer who enjoys many different genres. BUT, zombie porn is where I draw the line.
Posted by: Aaron the Mad | June 27, 2003 12:37 AM
I love Fairuza Balk! Why isn't she more famous? I thought she was great in The Craft, which was one of the better teen trash flicks of the 90's.
I'll sound like a sad eurotwerp saying this, but I think Ms Balk has an extremely erotic face. Kind of like Siouxsie Sioux in her better moments.
Posted by: Christopher Valentine | June 27, 2003 12:48 AM
Someday, when I rule the world, everyone will misspell "Zomby" correctly.
Posted by: zombyboy | June 27, 2003 02:27 AM
Fairuza has had quite a successful career as a character actress. She just hasn't had many big roles.
Much like Steve Buscemi, actually. ;)
Posted by: Dan | June 27, 2003 02:42 AM
hey, I'll see anything with Steve Buscemi in it :)
Posted by: am | June 27, 2003 09:38 AM
Make that monkey ninjas, and I'll pay to see that musical.
Posted by: Jon | June 27, 2003 10:18 AM
hey this sux! They don't have Bruce Campbell listed anywhere on the list!
Posted by: billhedrick | June 27, 2003 12:28 PM
Weird. I swear I didn't read this before posting today. lol
Posted by: nastybastard | June 27, 2003 01:17 PM
Damn, I can't make a block buster! I just pitched
"Green Lantern"
Starring Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman
Also Featuring Willem Dafoe, James Franco, Eliza Dushku, and Liv Tyler
Directed by Steven Spielberg
Screenplay by John Logan
Projected Budget Range: $100-109 Million
Planned Release Date: November
Projected Box Office Receipts:
$17.36 million (Opening Weekend)
$107.35 million (Total Domestic Gross)
Posted by: billhedrick | June 27, 2003 03:18 PM
You do know that "Evil Dead - The Musical" is in the works for Broadway, don't you?
Posted by: Leslie | June 27, 2003 03:25 PM
I pitched "Perky teenage virgin death ninjas" I thought it was a great idea whos` time had come,but it didn`t even make money.
Posted by: joatmoaf | June 27, 2003 06:26 PM