let the joyous news be spread
Uday and Qusay at last are dead!
They are....
morally, ethically
Spiritually, physically
Positively, absolutely
Undeniably and reliably dead.
And they're not only merely dead
They're really, most sincerely dead
"Then this is a day of independence! For all the Iraqis, and their descendants!"
"Yes, let the joyous news be spread! The wicked old witches at last are dead!"
"Yay!"
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Daddy is next. It's only a matter of time. I hope he has the good grace to fight to the death the way his sons did.
Otherwise, we just might have shoot his murerous ass when he tries to surrender.
Posted by: Acidman | July 22, 2003 05:45 PM
I needed some good news this week. Now, if only we can hook up the remaining Wicked Witch of the West (of Baghdad, that is). Hopefully, we can hook him up with multiple buckets of water (or depleted uranium bullets, whatever).
Posted by: JFH | July 22, 2003 06:04 PM
Now I have that damn song in my head, thanks.
Posted by: Lisa | July 23, 2003 08:51 AM
he's still alive, you know, the Coroner of the Munchkin City--and he's got his costume. I saw him on some Travel Channel show about a dwarf convention in Vegas.
He sang the song...
Posted by: jack | July 23, 2003 09:31 AM
Michele
The way you described the certainty of the demises of the Iraqi Beavis and Butthead Husseins, I'm reminded of a tee shirt I saw in New Orleans a few years ago.
On the front were photos of Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison beneath the caption: "We're Dead".
On the back, it said: "Really, Really Dead".
Posted by: Seth | July 23, 2003 01:37 PM