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for ted, from the maniac

Ted Rall on why he doesn't have comments on his blog:

what happens in reality is that a bunch of right-wing maniacs link to your blog and encourage their right-wing maniac friends, all of whom should be in Gitmo rather than running free, to post insults in the comments section.

Yes, there are people for whom the highlight of their day is to post "Ted Rall is a commie asshole" on the Internet. Those people are welcome to post such illuminating messages on their own blogs.

Hey, you know what?

Ted Rall is a commie asshole!

Mature, I know.

And, you can always send him an email.


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Ted Rall is a commie asshole!

Wow, he's right. That did feel good.

Oh, and I loved the line "all of whom should be in Gitmo rather than running free". And he calls us "fascists".

She's a maniac
on the floor...

And she's blogging like she's never blogged before.

As opposed to those saintly left-wing sites, whose proprietors never do anything like that...

Ted should spend a year or two on some island in the Antilles where a first hand experience of communism would do him a great deal of good.

Two things, first for Ted, in an ideal tinfoil hat world, there would be enough maniacal leftie moonbats would be available to beat back the right wing maniacs.

Second, you can email him, but he never answers his email, even when you try to be civil. He's a giant cowardly pussy. And a commie asshole.

Probably the first good idea Ted's had in a looooong time.

Yes, it was enjoyable. So good that I'm going to go have a smoke now, to make 'em really think the yelling wasn't fake...

Ease up guys. The Christmas season looms near and you never know when Santa's finally going to make good on those hits.

I'm missing something - what's wrong with Ted Rall? Is it that he points out the hypocrisy of our dealings with the Israeli occupation of and massacres in Palestine?

Joseph J. Finn, get a life.

No Mr. Finn. It's because Rall is a lying asshole.


Yeah, Finn, that's right. It is so hypocritical to side with a mondern democratic nation that is constantly being attacked by ruthless Islamofacist terrorists who TARGET civilians, even babies. Damn the hypocrisy! How dare we make moral distinctions! How dare we take a stand! How dare we speak the truth! Oh the humanity! Ted Rall For Dictator, 2004!

I actually batted e-mail with Ted a few times but when I hit back an answer to his query to validate my point (ok, so it was about 50 links, I put allot of time into it), he never responded. He must still be reading them.
I know first hand that he. is. a. prick.

I wrote to him asking why he doesn't have a comments section on his blog. He responded by saying (this is from memory): Other cartoonists blogs don't have comments and he doesn't want his blog overrun by "republicans".

He's an idiot, what more needs to be said? Altho i do give him credit for responding, but my email to him was civil.

I think a bunch of you have it slightly wrong...

Ted Rall is not an asshole,

Ted Rall is a Leftist asshole.

...sorry for the redundancy.

Oh, Mr. Rall, you are welcome to tell us military people how you think. We will protect you right to be an asshat but if you stumble and fall down a few times, don't blame us.

Okay,,, he is a commie asshole. Leftist makes him sound a little less stupid...NOT.

Wrong, all.

Ted Rall is a Commie hemorrhoid.

Ted Rall is a Pinko Sphincter.

Ted Rall is a reactionary leftist asshelmet.

Ted Rall is a commie asshole!

Wow, he's right. That did feel good.

Let's do this everyday!

Everyday should be Ted Rall is a commie asshole day!

Sounds like he wants a gulag for anone who disagrees with him.


I don't knpow who the hell Ted Rall is, but he sure sounds like a commie asshole to me! WOW, I feel better already.

Ted Rall is a commie asshole!

Yeah that did feel good. Not quite right; though. Teddie isn't exactly a commie, he's a tranzi idiot.

Ted Rall has his head up his arse and he can't draw in the dark!

Ted Rall = artist as
Stalin = freedom fighter

Heh, I can almost understand the lefty love for slogans. That is fun.

Why aren't you writing about Mark Monford these days?

Here's a little from his column to get you started:

"Did you know? The glorious God-given sanctity of traditional, missionary-position marriage is under savage attack. The GOP is openly terrified that gays are galloping into the cultural consciousness on sequined horseback, lovers are shunning traditional weddings in favor of incense and anal sex and taiko drumming, children are weeping in the streets, neglected and confused and reading Harry Potter backward, wondering why Mommy scours the nerve.com personals while Daddy is off visiting his "sisters" in Bangkok."

Dark Avenger: I think you missed this post.

Michele agrees with him on this point.

I was all pissed off today after seeing Ted Rall's latest comic making fun of Israelis for having the unmitigated gall to try to protect themselves (Ted's starting to pick up on the old antisemetic "Jews have no right to protect their criminal lives" meme that seems so British to me).

So I had a rush of emotion reading your response. I love you Michele.

I blogged it and it did feel good! Almost as good as refering to Arsebishop Rowan Williams.

Right - because we constantly give Israel a pass when it massacres and tortures Palestinians, and then condemm Palestine for the same actions. That's hyprocrisy, folks, no matter how many personal insults you toss around.

Oh, and Israel is not a democracy - it's a theocratic parlimentary system.

Oh God, I fed a troll! If I had noticed Finn's bullshit earlier in the thread I wouldn't have bothered to post on the topic. It's just not worth arguing with these ignorant "liberals for ethnic cleansing" anymore! F**K em!

"Liberals for ethnic cleansing?" Sheesh - nice to know the personal & non-factual insults keep on coming, Joshua.

And I'm obviously not a troll - I've posted here before, and quite politely.

Ted Rall is a pinko-commie, granola-eating, birkenstock-wearing, tree-hugging, immersed-in-a-quagmire liberal. I think we should all sponsor a right-to-slap-liberals day. Anyone up for that?

Hey, if enough of us do this, imagine what the Googlism result for Ted Rall will look like!

Ted Rall is a commie asshole!

Ted Rall is a commie asshole!

Ted Rall is a commie asshole!

Ted Rall is a commie asshole!

Ted Rall is a commie asshole!

.... I could do this all day... hehee.

Ted Rall is in thrall of auto proctology. Omphaloskeptisism is way to easy, and is of no interest to him. He prefers filth and disease, so his head and backside and connected in a perfect moibus loop, which explains his thinking and his litterary excretia.

I never heard of him before today. I wondered why you were all so hard on him until I read his blog. Truley, you are all too kind and forbaring to him. He needs to be educated by the likes of Sammy Sosa and Mark McGuire.

Gee, I see what you guys mean. You know once I read all these posts--that certainly didn't contain wretched popular right-wing slogans (only lefties like slogans right?) that so adroitly displayed your brilliance with those wonderful turns phrase and creativity in grammar and spelling (e.g., "Truely"...heh...how precious)--I realized just what a "commie asshole" Mr. Rall is (oh! And I don't doubt for one minute that you uderstand and can define exactly what is meant by "commie":). It's so nice to see the right not sink to the level of jingoistic intolerance where all who might want to develop their own perspective are hatefully dismissed in your so deftly contructed (but never self-examined) manichaen world. That literary genius known as Anne Coulter had it right! Damn the liberals! Let's invade all these anti-Uncle Sam heathen Muslim countries and force them to convert or die! (yes, she really did say that...in paraphrase:).

Keep up the good fight kids...God is on OUT side!

*our side that is...heh

Hey Finn, how is Israel a theocracy? That's utter nonsense. The government of Israel is secular; religious parties make up only a small minority of the parliament.

I am most concerned that you shift emphasis from "Commie" or "Tranzi" to "Asshole".

Rall's meanness, pettiness, rancid spitefulness and recurring hypocrisy all tend to show him as an Ass, whose preferences fall into the socialist/tranzi camp. But an ass, first and foremost.

I read Ted's column as a way to ensure that I'm truly a moderate. After all, if anything he wrote ever made rational sense to me, I'd know I'd slipped way too far to the left into some crazy 5150 ward. Truly, I'm not even sure Ted Rall believes in Ted Rall's column. I just think he's the left wing version of Rush Limbaugh and spouts his nonesense for the same reason fat boy does, to piss people off and make ratings for the publications that laughingly syndicate his banter.