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Al Giordano, mental masturbator

Yes, I understand what Al Giordano was getting at. As Ian said in the previous comments, Al was gloating as if his minions of trolls caused my warblogging suicide. So I figured if the Kos crowd was going to head over here through Al's link, I would throw them a party. I imagine that they scratched their heads in confusion as they read my post. Ok, the jig is up. Personally, I think Al is an asshole. I think his post was one of the biggest pieces of self-aggrandizing bullshit I have ever seen. But this is the kinder, gentler ASV, remember. And since they think I am such a stupid, vulnerable, weak girl that I would let what they have to say have any affect whatstoever on whether I blogged about the war or not, I just gave them their two cents worth of satisfaction by being everything they expect me to be. I'm nice that way. If you need to stroke your ego by spitting on me, go ahead and spit and stroke. But I'm not going to go back there and look at the comments because mental masturbation is an ugly, ugly thing. And not nearly as satisfying as porn. Dangling participles notwithstanding. Oh, hope you enjoyed the email this morning, Al. Consider it my way of adding to your masturbatory fantasies involving the worship of all things Al. Hope it was good for you. It was kind of tedious for m. In a way, I feel sorry for them that they have nothing better to do than spend their days trying to twist people's panties in a bunch. One must lead a very vapid life if that's what passes for entertainment. Or interesting writing. But hey, have at it. It's your dime. Spit and stroke, kiddies. Spit and stroke. But don't look for your money shot here or you're gonna end up with the worst case of virtual blue balls ever.

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Spit and stroke, kiddies. Spit and stroke. But don't look for your money shot here or you're gonna end up with the worst case of virtual blue balls ever.

Finally, someone who knows how to finish off an analogy!

Heh.

That's all I'm saying: Heh.

Okay, no, let me add: You rock, Michele.

This is the kinder, gentler ASV?

Come on, Michele - we expect better of you that this pettiness.

(And yes, I did read his posting - but I DON'T expect better of him.)

This is kinder and gentler? Cool. I was worried, briefly, about where you might be going. Not any more. The crowbar is padded, but it will still hurt when it contacts the skulls of the stupid.

Rock on.

Dammit, I hate it when posts collide and I'm the second one. It looks like I'm copying. sigh

I take too long to compose comments sometimes.

So much for the new direction thei blog was going.

LOL. I knew Michele hadn't lost her mojo :-)

"But this is the kinder, gentler ASV, remember."

Which means while Michele is disemboweling someone, she does it with a smile!

All this sex imagery makes me think I'm reading Wonkette. A short leap to ass-f**king.

Go ahead and say it, Bellman. ASS F-U-C-K-I-N-G.

Short leap? That's too bad.

Could we not talk about assfucking? Jeez, that's all that people talk about these days. Assfucking. Assfucking. Assfucking. Sodom wasn't this bad (I think).

"So much for the new direction thei blog was going."

A: The minute you start directly paying Michele to blog.

Q: When do I have jack shit to say about how Michele's blog is written?

Q. What did michelle's tongue say to Al's blog?

A. SLAP!

Cooolllllddd Blooooded....

Come on, Michele - we expect better of you that this pettiness.

1. It's not petty.
2. You shut up.
3. Now see, #2 was petty.
4. How's the atmosphere doing you up on that soapbox?
5. So help me God, I believe I've actually got to borrow a line from Gut Rumbles: if the blog doesn't meet your standards, then LOWER YOUR STANDARDS.

Spit and stroke, kiddies. Spit and stroke. But don't look for your money shot here or you're gonna end up with the worst case of virtual blue balls ever.

Greatest. Analogy. Ever.

I dunno, Michele - this comment stream alone is almost enough to make me jump the lines.

Nope. Must be loyal to the troops!

I like ass fucking as much as the next blogger, Michele. I just bleeped it rather than dirty up your site without permission :)

I bet that felt good, Bell :)

Stacy, there seems to be a bit of tsk-tsking going around the blogs this week. I was tut-tutted for ragging on Tacitus because he was harumphing at me again.

Damn, that paragraph was fun to write. Now I forgot what else I was going to say.

Oh. Right. Ilyka, I know you are, but what am I?

[snicker]

Ilyka, I know you are, but what am I?

I'm made of rubber, you're made of glue . . . .

Ummm... invoking rubber in this thread is probably not enough to make it work-safe.

Just sayin'.

;-)

Anger, fear, aggression - the Dark Side of the Force are they. Fear leads to hate - hate leads to anger - anger leads to suffering.

That was good troll-handling. (I mean, he was doing it from another blog, but it's still trolling). Well done. It reminded me of some of Andrea Harris's better moments.

I don't know you, I don't share opinions with you, and I often think you went over the top. But I'm sure you'd be able to say the same about me, if you even cared (and there's no reason you should.)

Best of luck with whatever you choose to do here and with your life. Hopefully, the excesses of all outlooks will die down a little and we'll all find common ground. Open, honest expression of a viewpoint such as you've engaged in can only help: I respect you for it.

Matt, I question whether you'd recognize honesty if it hit you in the face. But that's just me.

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