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June 25, 2005

When They Bring Back Clemens

...which, knowing the Tampa shitbastards, is probably the first thing they want to do at this point, how do we send Darth Boss George's husk out to sea for a proper Viking funeral?

This team need to get shut down for this season. Someone--ANYONE!--needs to commit the crimes required to put Stick Michael back in charge. The Tampa Mob needs gunning down...and Billy "Pitching Guru" Connor needs hanging from a lamp-post, strung up at his goddamn ears. Then flip him; do the ankles. Then flip him again and make sure there ain't nothing left of the corpse.

This should never have gone on this long. "Henn?" Who are you fucking kidding. His name is "Meat"

Posted by TC at June 25, 2005 01:12 PM

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