February 21, 2005
Boyz Night
By Stacy
The Seacrest picks up some style points with his "in an effort to avoid overexposure we're only going to be on three nights this week" joke. Still gayer than a fair full of fairies though.
Nikko: Dull, dull, dull. He looks petrified. I'll be astonished if Stevie Wonder does NOT make an appearance as a guest judge this year.
Scott: Growing the facial hair in an attempt to define the chin, eh? Too little, too late. I love your voice, honey, but you look like someone inflated you, then squished you.
Anthony: Hoo boy, what a waste of time/energy. As much as I love this kid's voice he has nothing near the "star quality" they're looking for.
Bo: Go Bo, Go Bo. And I was just saying how much didn't like you.
Travis: Who?
Constantine: Ok, I like this song, but it's way out of your range, son. A gutsy choice? I don't think so. It does prove you gots no rocker cred whatsoever, though. Your ex-band is back home disavowing your name, that's for sure. And did he just tell Randy to "keep rapping"?! Dood. Not wise.
David: These sappy-ass songs are killing me, guys. I quote the immortal Ruby Rhod, "What was that?! It was bad! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing!"
Jared: Gads. *snore*
Anwar: I love this guy, mainly because he's a teacher and he's showing his kids how it's done...but Moon Freaking River?
Judd: At last, some energy! Too bad your voice is like listening to cat claws on a blackboard.
Joseph: Mother of gods, please make the boy band crap end.
Mario: I hate how much charisma this boy has. He's going to win it all. </official prediction>
Don't be badmouthing Moon Freakin' River. It gets me in my special place. ;-p
Posted by: robyn at February 21, 2005 11:30 PM
I don't want to like Bo - I don't know why. But I think he'll go farther than his "rival" Constantine.
And Mario just oozes stardom.
Posted by: michele at February 22, 2005 07:03 AM
Ya know, I'm shocked--SHOCKED!--no one commented on how Travis rolled his R's in "My Cherie Amour." Of course, that may have been because everyone, like me, was yawning. He's a local boy to me, but I can't see him making it past this round because he stank to high heaven.
Bo got my vote.
Posted by: Victor at February 22, 2005 08:20 AM
Neither of the rocker guys is really a rocker, dude. Constantine's a hippie (Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin) and Bo's favorite bands are Matchbox 20 and Sheryl Crow. His "friends would be surprised to know" that he owns a (gasp!) Metallica CD. (Bets on Reload, anyone?) Nadia's closer, with Coldplay.
I'm not even going to address "Moon Freaking River." (out of the boat!!)
Hey, as long as I'm here and rambling, does Jessica Sierra remind you of the chick playing Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica?
Posted by: Tanya at February 22, 2005 11:41 AM
That Seacrest line was pretty damn funny. And Bo's won me over at least for now. Considering yesterday I was saying he should never have been there in the first place, well, that's something.
Still, that Anwar's a hottie.
Posted by: Faith at February 22, 2005 12:38 PM