By Michele
I put my finger on the pulse of the AI audience by listening to my teenage daughter and her friends discuss their favorites. Judging by that, and taking into consideration my own judgments on the contestants, these are my picks for who will be shedding tears this evening:
Girls going bye-bye:Janay Castine and Melinda Lira
Guys going home: David Brown and Jared Yates
Make your predictions here!
| Idol Tonguer | Picks 5/17 |
| Michele | What Stacy said. |
| Stacy | I would like Katherine to bite the dust tonight but there's no way the producers are going to skip having Shiny Tits in the final. Elliott, you're toast, baby. |
| Faith | What Stacy said. |
| Robyn | What Stacy said. |
| Broken | Elliot. Stacy is my Idol. |
| Tanya |
| Idol Tonguer | Teh Losar! |
| Michele | Ace |
| Stacy | Ace (emote THIS, bitch) |
| Faith | Kelly "My Naivete Is Fucking Irritating" Pickler |
| Robyn | Kellie Pickler (for saying "Pick Pickler") |
| Broken | Chris Daughtry (no one sings Creed in my town) |
| Tanya | Ace |
| Idol Tonguer | Teh Winnar! |
| Michele | Chris Daughtry |
| Stacy | Taylor Hicks |
| Faith | Chris Daughtry |
| Robyn | Paris Bennett |
| Broken | Paris Bennett |
| Tanya | Taylor Hicks |