March 15, 2006
Elimination!
By Michele
Come on in and make your picks before they announce!
WHAT? Ace over kevin in the bottom three?
I mean Kevin is my homeboy, but wow, I am SHOCKED.
It better by Kevin Covais, but I just know it won't be. Gah...
Posted by: Denise at March 15, 2006 09:02 PM
Please god Kevin. It will be Melissa, but Kevin deserves it more. Also, why was Ryan looking at Simon's chest in the first place? He's getting way too obvious, even without "Seacrest out!"
Posted by: C. Rose at March 15, 2006 09:03 PM
Wish it will be Kevin, but I think it will be Melissa or Pothead.
Posted by: Chris at March 15, 2006 09:06 PM
hey gang... please be kevin. The hobbit child needs to be put out to the shire
Posted by: Chad at March 15, 2006 09:07 PM
everything...... all iwant is to feel this way, to be this close, to feel the same, all i want it to feel this way
Posted by: Chad at March 15, 2006 09:09 PM
Kevin should go but Mellisa did blow the words.
Kevin annoys me more.
Melissa doesn't belong there either.
The Ford Commercial started strong.
OMG. Ace was wearing a plastic head!!!
I scare me sometimes.
Posted by: Timmer at March 15, 2006 09:09 PM
I didn't think the music video's could get worse. Why did I have to be wrong?
Posted by: C. Rose at March 15, 2006 09:09 PM
I was hoping that was going to be just a Chris Daughtry video! Rats!
Posted by: Denise at March 15, 2006 09:09 PM
American Idol loses so much props for allowing kevin on
Posted by: Chad at March 15, 2006 09:10 PM
I'm thinking it'll be Melissa, but I wish it would be Ace, even more than ChickenBoy.
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:10 PM
Tradesports says Kevin at 54% likely, Melissa second at 36.5% likely and 3 tied at 5%.
Posted by: chris at March 15, 2006 09:11 PM
WTF? Sound check?
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:11 PM
Is it just me or does Stevie not sound all that impressed with the group's talent?
Posted by: Denise at March 15, 2006 09:11 PM
Yeah, I know, Beth, they seemed to be having that problem last night.
Posted by: Denise at March 15, 2006 09:13 PM
Well you can't blame him. Only five people in this group can sing.
Posted by: C. Rose at March 15, 2006 09:14 PM
wow, fox promoting the loop on the show? That's so classy.
Posted by: Chad at March 15, 2006 09:14 PM
WhAT THE tRUCK?!!!?!@?!!@
Posted by: Chad at March 15, 2006 09:15 PM
Wow..$#@%ing shocking. America voted RIGHT!
Posted by: C. Rose at March 15, 2006 09:15 PM
and surprisingly Paula doesn't want to see Ace go.
Posted by: Chad at March 15, 2006 09:15 PM
Kevin not in the bottom 3? Hell people what's going on?
Ace deserves to be there though
Posted by: chris at March 15, 2006 09:16 PM
Thank you, America.
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:16 PM
Kevin safe. Fuck. Fuck fuckity fuck.
Posted by: Jaquandor at March 15, 2006 09:16 PM
Wait a sec..Kevin is safe? god damn.
Posted by: C. Rose at March 15, 2006 09:16 PM
I want to punch his stoopid sad puppy dog face.
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:16 PM
Frickin' VFTW!!!!!
Posted by: Amanda at March 15, 2006 09:17 PM
Ditto Jaquandor's comment. FUCK.
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:18 PM
Another week of middle school recitals, yeah (sarcasm)
Posted by: Chad at March 15, 2006 09:18 PM
VFTW is popping the champagne tonight. That's the only reason Kevin is safe.
Posted by: chris at March 15, 2006 09:19 PM
http://votefortheworst.com/
Yeah, it was Chicken's week. Again.
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:19 PM
I want to say I've lost all faith in humanity, but I lost that when I started watching this show.
Posted by: C. Rose at March 15, 2006 09:20 PM
Let's see, the other two will be Melissa and Bucky.
Melissa's going home.
Posted by: Timmer at March 15, 2006 09:20 PM
Remember, way back when the GARFIELD comic strip was actually funny, there was the insufferably and hatefully cute kitten named Nermal who'd show up every now and then? Kevin is Nermal. He's John Stevens and Scott Savol rolled into one, with the "annoying" dial cranked to 11.
OK, I think I've got that out of my system for tonight.
(Fuck.)
Posted by: Jaquandor at March 15, 2006 09:21 PM
Yep Timmer, Melissa's going home.
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:21 PM
Kellie is safe too???!!!? Help me Jebus
Posted by: Chad at March 15, 2006 09:21 PM
I'm just so fucking happy that Ace is GONE I don't even care that stupid Chicken Kev is staying. This week.
OK, this is stupid, we know who's safe and who's not now.
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:23 PM
WHAT the fuck?
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:24 PM
FUCK no...I want to kill someone.
Posted by: C. Rose at March 15, 2006 09:24 PM
LISA OVER POTHEAD. Bye Melissa. Sad to see you go.
Posted by: chris at March 15, 2006 09:24 PM
LISA? Maybe she's a ringer.
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:24 PM
I REALLY hope it's Melissa--her performance sucked last night.
Posted by: Amanda at March 15, 2006 09:25 PM
Lisa and Paris are going to split votes. I saw this coming. I think it's melissa's night to call it quits. I can live with her leaving, but I just can not stand to see Kevin perform ever again. He's the highschool kid who begs to be picked on. The kid who says "Teacher, you didn't collect our homework." The kid who complains that rope climbing gave him a rash. The kid who screams when I shove him into the pack of my van and deposite him in the swamps by Giants Stadium. That's who Kevin reminds me of.
Posted by: Chad at March 15, 2006 09:26 PM
I'm thinking all the stupid pre-teen girls who vote for Chicken Kev and Ace went for Bucky last night because of his Jessica Hair™. Thank God he fixed it tonight.
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:26 PM
Okay, I really-really HATE HATE HATE Ace.
But Melissa's the worse singer.
Hmmmmmmm.
Posted by: Timmer at March 15, 2006 09:26 PM
Think about it though..Kevin got more votes than Lisa. My god.
Posted by: C. Rose at March 15, 2006 09:27 PM
Okay, one more week with the Magical Burger King.
Posted by: Timmer at March 15, 2006 09:28 PM
I'm so confused. I thought Ace was gone, and they were picking a second one.
I fucking hate this fucking show.
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:28 PM
Well, yay! Melissa deserves to go home and does!
Posted by: Denise at March 15, 2006 09:29 PM
I was actually going to stop watching if Lisa left.
Posted by: C. Rose at March 15, 2006 09:29 PM
Fuck off, Melissa, you suck.
But not as much as MichACE Jackson and Chicken Kev. HATE.
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:29 PM
Buh-Bye Melissa.
Posted by: Timmer at March 15, 2006 09:29 PM
Ok, I can live with Melissa going home. I can handle that. But please, really please, no more kevin. i havn't had such a bad reaction to a tv celebrity since Tony Danza became the boss
Posted by: Chad at March 15, 2006 09:30 PM
How sure are we that this is really America voting? I think foreign terrorists have hacked AI's voting system.
I do still want to see Ace punished for that Michael Jackson thing in the worst way . . .
Posted by: Patrick at March 15, 2006 09:30 PM
TORTURE! Mute button!
C. Rose, I was going to quit watching if Lisa left tonight too.
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:30 PM
she always complained she didn't get enough airtime and then they cut her off. Priceless!
Posted by: Chad at March 15, 2006 09:31 PM
that was rude. At least let her finish. I'm sad to see her go, because she's less annoying than Kevin or Ace or Pothead or Pick Pickler. I was hoping she would make top 10. Not to be I guess. Another couple weeks with Chicken Little. Yick
Posted by: chris at March 15, 2006 09:32 PM
HA! I willed them to cut her off! muahahahaha!
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:33 PM
Beth: Lisa's days are numbered. She's splitting the vote with Paris and losing. She'll be out sooner that you hope.
But you'll always have your friends here at Idol Tongues!!
Posted by: chris at March 15, 2006 09:33 PM
Im ok if she leaves, but not before kevin or pothead.
Posted by: C. Rose at March 15, 2006 09:35 PM
C'mon, guys, they always cut off the final song--it's very rare that they finish the song before the end of the broadcast on these half-hour results shows.
Posted by: Amanda at March 15, 2006 09:36 PM
Ah, I'll be around if Lisa goes, I can't stay away. ;-)
Posted by: Beth at March 15, 2006 09:43 PM
It's really not that surprising. Ace had one of his worst ever performances. And whatever you might say about Kevin, if you just closed your eyes and listened, he was exactly as Randy said: on-key, on-pitch, on-beat. Ace was none of those.
My bet is that Chicken Little lasts at least another round or two.
Posted by: Dean Esmay at March 16, 2006 03:02 AM
Kevin's lisp doesn't bother you, Dean? I do close my eyes when he sings, and it still annoys the hell out of me.
Posted by: Tanya at March 16, 2006 07:16 AM
Yeah, even with your eyes closed Kevin has a lisp and sounds pre-pubescent. As per TWoP, the very concept of him singing "Part-Time Lover" is beyond hilarious.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2006 11:49 AM
When I close my eyes and listen to Kevin, I think... Cindy Brady. Not a pleasant thing to listen to at all.
Posted by: Pietro at March 16, 2006 04:20 PM
OMG...you guys are hilarious! And so right on with your comments. I don't care how bad anybody sings tomorrow...Kev has got to go.
Posted by: Mary at March 20, 2006 09:55 PM